Meringue Pupa, Vandalised Bomb, Eleventh Hour Udder:
he went by many names
Moomintroll is shrink-wrapped in the gammon carousel
his fat in circles round him like a hoopla peg,
rumour, though, suggests dementia
after ten years as a full-time semen donor,
his sex identical to windscreen wipers
though renegade and twice as squeaky.
Death the Chiropractor culled
his valley calcium
manipulated his cranial sac
and turned his plush into a single-seater.